Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Toys!

The thing about toys is that they look really simple... and they are. But they are also really important and you have to treat them like that too. Because they are practice for the real thing - for when you need to be able to do whatever you're playing at doing with toys, but for real. You know,... you don't want the time when you really need to bite someone apart THE MOST, to be the first time you ever thought about how to bite someone apart. You just want it to be the time that you bit them all the way apart.

So what do you do first? Do you try to bite from behind? Do you bite whatever you are closest to? Do you go for the BIG bite? You can try all of these ideas out with toys. I like to bite out the eyes first. Then you can pretty much do whatever you want. And by that I mean that you can pick them up and shake them until they feel silly. Then you can pin them down, rip them open, and tear all the stuffing out of them. Because what else would you do?

And if you don't know the answer to THAT question, then that is because you're not treating your toys like they are important. Because there are lots of other things you can do! You can tear apart their legs, then shake them until they feel silly, pin them down, and rip them open and tear all the stuffing out of them. OR you can bite their whole head the harderst, then shake them until they feel silly, pin them down, and rip them open and tear all the stuffing out of them. OR you can stomp them flat, then shake them until they feel silly, pin them down, and THEN rip them open and tear all the stuffing out of them.

There are just SO MANY different ways! It looks so simple... and it is. But it is also SO important!

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